More CRAZY bumper stickers. . .

You know, humor is not lost on me--even while driving down the road.

I'm amazed at the witty (and not so witty sayings) that people choose to put on the back of their vehicles. What kind of statement are you making as people are checking out your rear?

Well some folks apparently are not afraid to make statements like these:

'It's lonely at the top, but you eat better'

'Proud Member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals'

'Dyslexics Are Teople Poo'

'The weather is here--wish you were beautiful'

'Vote Jack Kevorkian for White House physician'

'Back off! I'm not that kind of car'

Your proctologist called, he found your head'

'The IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!'

'If you're psychic, think 'honk'

'Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students'

'If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy'

. . . and here is one that if I ever DID have a bumper sticker on my car--I would want it to be something like this:

Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people 'everybody but me.'